Alright you couch potatoes, since I have finally been given the all-sacred password , I will take the moment to remind those of you that are lazy, asses, and lazy asses to get in gear and spit out some villains! Yes this is an order. No you may not refuse. General timeframe in which this command may be carried out does have some leeway, however.

In other news, we have been around for an extraordinarily painful amount of time, but still lack an ID. This is obviously blasphemy of the utmost sinister degree. And while this is usually a good thing, right now it is not. So, those that are not lazy, asses, and lazy asses should get to this. SSS makes use of all its members, of course!

Chop chop! Snippy snippy!
Those who fail to comply will be purged from the very surface of this green, revolving earth.